

America costume while maneuvering around the motorcycle stored inside. I can't remember how much time the doors typically stay open, but they must cycle long enough for Rogers to do the following: -See the doors begin to open -Get out from behind the wheel to the back of the van -Completely change into his Capt. He uses such fiercely exaggerated movements, you'd think he was fighting the spasms caused by the 'Rage' virus in 28 DAYS LATER. Notice how he starts and stops the watch. I guess digital watches were new-ish then and kind of a big deal, so they make sure we see that his is super-high-tech because it counts up from zero. Steve Rogers needs to get in and he waits across the street in his van (which is like the van the A-Team uses, not a moving van, which would be more convenient for hauling a big motorcycle) for the better part of the day, timing the opening and closing of the gates with a wrist-watch chronograph. Somehow the 'plot' of the movie leads our hero to Christopher Lee's evil compound where he's holding the girl hostage, or has some death chemicals, or some secret something.

There's no fair way to assess this piece of junk other than to say I couldn't make a better movie (unless I was given at least 45 minutes). Because I didn't see the whole thing, I'll only go through and point out some of my favorite parts instead of reviewing the whole mess. I didn't see the entire film, but the final 40 minutes or so are wonderfully horrible and worth seeing, especially if you're feeling down on yourself and need to see other people failing more miserably than you. I managed to catch Captain America II on Sci-Fi a few years back and I couldn't help but feel that at some point during its making, the producers threw in the towel as far as trying to make the movie true to the original work, make sense, and be believable (even on a comic book level).
